16Nov/104Dress Use #64: Bib
I sell boxes. I have been selling boxes for over 13 years. As a young boy I dreamed of being either an FBI agent, a firefighter, or a box salesman. The first 2 options ultimately seemed a bit drab for me which is why I have been busy peddling paper and plastic products for the last number of years. Why do I do it? Perks and adrenaline. What do others do when they want a large box for their kids to play in? . . . they have to buy an appliance. I just bring a big box home. And bubble wrap and tape . . . I get all the samples I want. I'm everybody's buddy at moving time. And I can't really explain the rush I get when I get a massive order for plastic bags or TP or staples. There is nothing like it in this world (except maybe leaf blowing or cleaning baseboards).
As exciting as selling boxes is the truth is that this project I started with my ex-wife's wedding dress has been fun for me. I have never done anything like this before so the entire experience has been fascinating. I remember a long time ago I got an e-mail from a woman who told me that she came across my website by googling "coffee filter." I was shocked. I don't have the time to pay too much attention to it but Google Analytics can tell me everything about the visitors to my site: what city, state, country they reside in, how much time they spent on my blog, you name it. I can even see what people were searching for when they found my blog. I decided to take a moment to check out some of the search words that were used by people who found my website. Some of them are pretty amusing and these are some of my favorites. These are actual google searches that brought people to my website. I don't think I could make some of this stuff up if I tried.
- I share my wife with my brother
- Can I dress my fish
- How to get a guy to wear a wedding dress
- My ex stole my clothes
- My wife caught me wearing her wedding dress
- Fly fishing wedding
- My wife dress me like a woman
- How to get a guy to wear a wedding dress
- Uses for beer to get over my ex-wife
- Husband wears wife's clothes and forced to do household chores
- Women forcing husbands to dress as females
- Korean Washcloth
After I strained some Sponge-Bob mac 'n cheese a while back I used the wedding dress as my bib when I ate it. My ex-wife's wedding dress makes a fine bib.
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1991 BMW 318i E30 M42 Repair / DIY Procedures by Michael Pincott
CARS
1991 318i:
I purchased this car with 140k miles in March 2004 with the intent of using it as a daily driver to replace my Neon. Finding an E30 in good shape was not easy and finding a perfect E30 is very tough.
I decied to get a 318i for several reasons. I wanted a 4 cyl. engine for the better fuel economy, I wanted a light car, and a model that was one of the last E30s built. The 1991 318i (and 318is and 318ic) all have the M42 engine. The M42 is a more high-tech engine than that in older 318 and 325. Unlike other E30s, the M42 based 318 doesn't need to have it's valves adjusted. They are self adjusting hydraulic valves. The M42 also has a timing chain instead of a timing belt. The timing belts in the 325 need to be replaced every 60K miles. A timing chain will go for hundreds of thousands of miles.
The car I finally decided on was a 1991 E30 318i. I would have preferred a 318is but I intend on upgrading the suspension and the car is equipped with a limited slip differential, so there isn't much allure in a 318is. The fact that I wanted a sedan also ruled out a 318is.
The car came with some problems including no radio (just a bunch of wires hanging out of the dash) and the previous owner had added a bunch of wires and cut the factory stereo wires. The passenger side door hinge was broken and the 6 button on board computer/clock has a broken screen.
A car of this age requires a lot of maintentance and repairs. I bought it knowing that it will require work, parts, and patience. You must enjoy working on cars and restoring cars to daily drive an E30 - or any car of this age.
Over the months the 318i has really responded to the work and attention. It handles 100% better since I've replaced most of the rubber bushings in the car and installed new shocks and springs. The roar from the dead rear wheel bearings is gone. After more and more miles, the engine seems to run smoother and more efficient. I typically get over 30 MPG and on one occasion, I was able to go 400 miles on one tank with the fuel light not coming on!
While the M42 doesn't put out amazing power numbers, it seems peppier than the numbers would suggest. It is a rev-happy little motor and the torque is great after 3.5K RPM. It has plenty of passing power and climbs steep hills without trouble.
318i Repairs and Modifications:
Electrical: Clarion CD/MP3 Headunit, Alpine Amp, 12" Sub Antenna Mast Replacement Adding $25 Keyless Entry V1 Hardwire Lighting: Fog Light Lens Replacement Map Light Rear View Mirror Dash and Cluster Light Replacement Exterior: Rims and Tires Door Hinge Replacement Euro Grill Installation Roundel Replacement Interior: OEM Center Arm Rest / Cup Holder On Board Computer Retrofit Rear Arm Rest Seat and Rear Headrest Install Engine: Accessory Belt Replacement K&N Air Filter Spark Plug Replacement Ignition Wires M44 Chain Tensioner Fuel Filter Replacement Engine Oil Change Thermostat and Coolant Replacement Suspension: Contol Arms and M3 Offset Control Arm Bushings Sway Bar Link Replacements Front Subframe Sway Bar Tab Reinforcement Tie Rod Replacement Front Sway Bar Bushing Replacement Front Springs, Shocks, and Strut Mounts Rear Springs, Shocks, and Rear Shock Mounts Driveline: Front Wheel Bearing Replacement Links:
BMW Car Club of America - Boston Chapter
Bimmer.org
Bimmerforums.com
This guy is awesome. He documented the repairs and modifications he made to his '91 318i with images and great how-to's. I'll be checking in with him off and on with questions about Rolf!
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